So, basically, I may have told a little lie (Kat here). So, Tempy and I have both told you that we go to school at Wannabe Middle School. Well, and this is really hard to say, we don't. Tempy and I have agreed to tell you guys the truth, and give up on our little white lie. (I'm pretty sure it is white). So anyway, it's time for you guys to know the truth about TempyKat.
The truth is that.......................we are actually both in our late twenties. (I am still younger, Tempy is 28 and I'm 27. She will be 40 before me! :P) The main reason that we decided to let our act down is because...............brace yourselves................you might want to sit down......................KAT IS GETTING MARRIED! That's right folks, I am engaged. :) (To Gungan, obvs.) We are getting married on October 11th, which is actually also our anniversary of dating. We thought that it would be extra romantic. <3
So yeah. We are older than you thought. But where else could such comic genius come from? Certainly not from an inexperienced middle schooler. So that's all folks, we are in our late 20's (almost 30's. Ouch) and yeah. I mean, what else can I say other than that? We are old. Sorry if our wrinkles disturb you or haunt you for the rest of your life. Truly, I am very sorry. Bye for now!
Also, I hope that you didn't pass out or anything. That would be bad. I could not live with the fact that our age caused someone physical pain. :(
Love,
(almost) Mrs. Gungan
P.S.
April Fool's, suckers!!!!! Or in French, Bon l'avril poisson!
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