Monday, January 6, 2014

A New Smile for a New Year

So. Hello. Gosh, I feel bad. These posts have been  flat out pathetic. I mean pathetic. At least we have posted. It could have been worse guys. There could have been no posts these last few weeks. Uoi guys need to stop being so needy and greedy. Let's get down to business.

 (By the way, this is Kat narrating today).

 Your loyal Tempy has kept you updated with the newest news in our happy little la la land of a world. So this post is going to be a post that IS NOT ABOUT UPDATES. So if you are looking for that kind of a post, you had better leave now and check back later. Maybe I'll make an update post eventually. Maybe not. I don't care. Also, I never remember what I was going to tell you guys last time. All I know is that is was important enough to blog about. And then I forgot. Yay me!

The meat of the post has arrived. Let's begin. Wait, 1 thing real quick. Due to extremely cold temperatures for where we live, Wannabe Middle School has a two hour delay tomorrow. I  get to sleep in! Before I get distracted again, I'm going to start telling the story:

 Okay. Well, maybe you know this, maybe you don't. I don't know anymore. I'm getting to old for this. One sec, gotta go clean my gosh darn dentures. Just kidding. Anyway, I have braces. Or did, anyway. That's right, today I got my braces, which I have had for two years, taken off. And then I went to the dentist, so I got to miss school. But yeah. My braces are gone. I now have a permanent retainer on my bottom teeth, and on my upper teeth, I have a removable retainer that I have to wear night and day for two months, and after that only at night for the rest of my life. I will always have a retainer. For ever.

 So that's the story. I hope you guys had a happy new year! I want to thank all of you!*

 Smile bright,
   Kat

*Except you, lady at the grocery store who wouldn't give me one of the free cookies they have for free just because my mom wasn't with me at the time, she was getting bread in the bread aisle, even though I am fairly sure that I looked rather mature at that moment in time, and I hope you know that not getting my free cookie made me cry. You ma'am, are a meanie.